Goodbye, Kitty - An Open Letter to Darling Daughter

Ah yes. Those of us with daughters, we've all been there.

Good morning, sweetheart. Come give Daddy a big hug, attagirl. Listen, honey, let’s have a little talk, okay? What about? Well, sweetie, it’s about Hello Kitty. Oh, I know, honey, I know you love her so very much, and she’s wonderful, really. Yes, she is adorable, of course she is. But listen, honey, you have to understand something. The Hello Kitty’s Paradise DVD I bought you for your birthday? It’s driving Daddy insane, honey. Literally insane.

Excellent read, very funny. Some language tho, for those of you who might be offended.