The History of Warlocks. A story told by a level 19 gnome warrior named Tankytwinky. <3
Once upon a time,
there was a beautiful RPG,
it's name was World of Warcraft,
and there were lot's of things to see!
The game had nine different classes,
each with their specialty,
and you could choose completely,
which one you wanted to be!
There were Paladins, Shamans and Druids,
there were many things they could do!
It also had Mages and Hunters,
They kinda did pewpew!
And don't forget the priest,
the master of the heals!
And ofcourse the rogues and warriors,
they were masters of "FAST KEELS"!
And last, there was the warlock.
Wicked, awesome and cruel.
They were supposed to dps like mages.
And debuff you in a duel!
Well, this was what the book said,
which was included with the game.
But warlocks kinda sucked!
Yep, that sure was lame.
And so people were happy,
with the class they rolled.
All, except the warlock.
They didnt get what they were told!
And so they went to the forums,
and said: "i've got something to say!"
But all the classes replied:
" It's fine, just learn2play".
And so the warlocks played,
the first 60's were already here!
But the warlock was still a mushroom,
and they only got a nerf to fear.
And the warlock's went to the forums,
and said: " Why am i not a predator but prey? "
And all the classes replied:
" It's fine, just learn2play".
Some time had passed now,
maybe half a year.
But warlocks were still useless.
And again Blizzard nerfed fear.
" If they are keeping it like this,
and don't know if this is what I'll stay!"
But all the classes replied:
" It's fine, just learn2play! "
But then something awesome happened.
It sure was a beautiful thing!
On that very day,
Blizzard crowned the Warlock king!
They got DPS like mages,
even better, at some times!
And they could debuff people!
As good as this sentence rhymes!
Now people were feared of warlocks,
and not only the spell.
Cause if they met a warlock,
there we're going straight to hell!
And all the classes went to the forums,
and said: " This is not good, no!
" Where is my free honor? "
" My rank is now SO low! "
" We demand a nerf Blizzard!
This is not okay! "
But all the warlocks replied:
"It's fine, just learn2play ;)"
Once upon a time,
there was a beautiful RPG,
it's name was World of Warcraft,
and there were lot's of things to see!
The game had nine different classes,
each with their specialty,
and you could choose completely,
which one you wanted to be!
There were Paladins, Shamans and Druids,
there were many things they could do!
It also had Mages and Hunters,
They kinda did pewpew!
And don't forget the priest,
the master of the heals!
And ofcourse the rogues and warriors,
they were masters of "FAST KEELS"!
And last, there was the warlock.
Wicked, awesome and cruel.
They were supposed to dps like mages.
And debuff you in a duel!
Well, this was what the book said,
which was included with the game.
But warlocks kinda sucked!
Yep, that sure was lame.
And so people were happy,
with the class they rolled.
All, except the warlock.
They didnt get what they were told!
And so they went to the forums,
and said: "i've got something to say!"
But all the classes replied:
" It's fine, just learn2play".
And so the warlocks played,
the first 60's were already here!
But the warlock was still a mushroom,
and they only got a nerf to fear.
And the warlock's went to the forums,
and said: " Why am i not a predator but prey? "
And all the classes replied:
" It's fine, just learn2play".
Some time had passed now,
maybe half a year.
But warlocks were still useless.
And again Blizzard nerfed fear.
" If they are keeping it like this,
and don't know if this is what I'll stay!"
But all the classes replied:
" It's fine, just learn2play! "
But then something awesome happened.
It sure was a beautiful thing!
On that very day,
Blizzard crowned the Warlock king!
They got DPS like mages,
even better, at some times!
And they could debuff people!
As good as this sentence rhymes!
Now people were feared of warlocks,
and not only the spell.
Cause if they met a warlock,
there we're going straight to hell!
And all the classes went to the forums,
and said: " This is not good, no!
" Where is my free honor? "
" My rank is now SO low! "
" We demand a nerf Blizzard!
This is not okay! "
But all the warlocks replied:
"It's fine, just learn2play ;)"
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