2004-07-30

Root access is not approved for you because...

Root access is not approved for you because...

[ ] You thought rm -rf / was a good idea the last time you had root access.
[ ] You are the Random Production Script Runner Guy we were looking for for the past year.
[ ] You slept with (my/the bosses'/someone else's six-year-old) daughter.
[ ] Separating the employees into user groups "clowns", "idiots", and "doomed" was frowned upon by management.
[X] There was a failed installation of Doom 3 on the webserver.

Sincerely,
The Admins


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