2005-02-11

The Supreme Celtic Empire of Dongyrn - Revisited

UN Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Rare

The Supreme Celtic Empire of Dongyrn is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.52 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.


It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture.


Wolfs are considered a delicacy, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dongyrn's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the dongle.



1 comment:

Anonymous said...

you have way too much free time on your hands.....shouldnt you have been painting?!? mmmhhmmm...i think aunt donna needs to see this. lol
:-D
love ya
C~